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posted 4 days ago
“here endeth the lesson” Spike in Fool for love 5x06
“here endeth the lesson” Buffy in Showtime 7x11
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posted 5 days ago
(® welcome-to-sunnydale)
- Buffy: Who are you?
- Spike: you'll find out on Saturday
- Buffy: What happens on Saturday?
- Spike: I ki-
- Buffy: Oh wait you're gunna threaten to kill me now and you come gallavanting into my school DURING parent teacher night I must point out and ruin all my doilies and try to kill me before my mum caves in your head with an axe BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YA and then after that night you repeatedly try to kill me lols we had a right laugh, then I make the whole church fall down on you and you get paralyzed before you psycho gf goes all macho woman and carries you out and then I have sex with Angel, (yo fave person in da whole wide world) then he turned into Angelus, yo grandpapa aww how sweet, and then you beat up a cop so you could get your ho bag of a girlfriend back and I'm like stfu spike I ain't helping you and then you're like I'm all you got so we call a truce and you meet my mommy and I tell her I'm the slayer, haha good times and then I kill Angel and you leave with Drusilly and you come back next year drunk and shit cos your ho bag dumped you and you lock my best friends up in a factory cos you're an idiot and then you're like lol bye and fuck off for another year and then you come back cos she dumped you again for a chaos demon lollllllls reeeejected and you get together with harmony lololol she's a stupid bint and then you get this thing called the gem of amara which makes you invincible and shiz then you try and kill me haha just like old times then I take the ring off you and you fuck off again lols AWKWARD and then you get captured by the military and get chipped (which means you can't harm humans) then you come to us for help and I'm like lol fuck off spike and you're like plz and I'm like k fine and then willow accidentally mucks up a spell which makes us think we're like getting married and stuff and then when the spell is reversed we're like WTF but secretly we're like yummeh obvi and then you try and be evil by helping Adam but you fail so you just end up helping us da scoobiez during the fight anyway and theeen I mysteriously appear to have a annoying sis called dawn which you give a variety of nicknames to, lol you liked her lol bless but she fancied you and I was like wtf dawn you can't fancy a vampire and she was like stfu you hypocrite and then I find out you fancy me awks then you chain me up and make me profess my love to you and I'm like no mate and then I disinvite yoh from my home and then my mum dies yh sad stuff and then you make a buffybot WTF well creepy and tings then glory minions think you're the key and she tortures you and shit and you're like fuck off you fashion victim hell bitch I ain't telling you jack and then you escape and I'm like aww spike and then few weeks later I die, you cried, so cute, then i get resurrected, then we get all major sparkage and kissage and we have sex, lots of sex, I got to see you naked lolsss, then I break up with you and you have sex with Anya and I'm like well jelly and xan da man tries to stake u, then you try and rape me you idiot and you're like shit and go and get a soul and you come back and you're all psycho lmao a bit like your ex hunnybun Dru and THEN you tell.me you have a soul but some dickhead called the first controlled yoh and you were killing people again and we got the chip out and riley called you an ass face loooool then first told Andrew that it wasn't time for you yet and yoh were like I should go and I was like errrr no you ain't bitch and then Faith came and everybody kicks me out and you come and find me and aww so cute then yoh wake up in the morning to find a letter which BLATANTLY said 'lol see ya bitch' and then you see me kissing your fave grandaddy in da world that night awkward porkwarddddd then I give you a necklace that totally went with that tight black top yoi was wearing and shiz and then that night before the final battle I came down the stairs and no one knows what happened lol we don't even know what happened, Nd then when youre about to die I'm like I love you and you're like lol no you don't, so long goldilocks! And I'm like k then bye lmao and run out and then the sunnyD sign falls off AGAIN cos of you you dickhead
- Spike:
- Buffy:
- Spike:
- Buffy:
- Spike: Dru dumps me for a CHAOS demon?!
- Buffy: ...
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posted 1 week ago
(® williamthebloodyperfect)
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